Monday, 3 May 2010

Rock On

Saturday was an absolute blast. The music was amazing. From acoustic to metal,folk to funk, blues to boogie (or something else beginning with B but you get my drift).
I managed to make it from noon to 10pm then staggered home.
Best thing is NO HANGOVER!!! Bonus or what?

Friday, 30 April 2010

Music Man

Its been a hectic week. Last week of the month and trying to complete as much as possible to keep turnover at a decent level.
The trouble with this time of year is that there is a bank holiday every other week. nice to have time off but crap for business.

So here we are at another long weekend. This one I am looking forward to though.
Theres a big celebration of live music in my hometown tomorrow (Saturday).

I'm a big fan of live music, especially in small venues and am a big suppporter of local bands. you can keep your big divas in big arenas thanks. Put me in a pub with a few guys who know how to rock plus copious amounts of ale and I am in my element.

Tomorrow there are loads of bands in loads of boozers all in the town centre. The fun starts at midday and ends in the early hours of sunday.

And I am going to get totally pissed!!

Hope you all enjoy the weekend as much as I intend to.

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Let Down

Well Topless Tuesday was a complete flop with no enthusiasm from anyone. Perhaps todays scheduled activities should be cancelled due to lack of interest or inspiration. I cant say the rest of the week looks too bright either.
To think I bared my body for you all as well. Shame on you.

On a happier note (for me anyway) I'm off to a party on Saturday. You lot arent invited. Not after that lacklustre response.
No. I'm sorry. You had your chance. I'm going on my own now. You should have thought of that earlier. I shall have a great time, sinking countless Bacardi and Tizers and flirting outrageously with all the women before staggering home in the wee small hours.
Have a nice day.

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Topless Tuesday

Welcome one and all to our new global phenomenon- TOPLESS TUESDAY!!! (fanfare)
Ive decided to get the ball rolling with a cheeky glimpse of my left nipple.
The guys at work are all wondering why I lifted my shirt up and took a photo with my phone. The customer who walked in also seemed surprised.
Lets get this thing going folks.
If you think this is ott tomorrow should be pretty interesting.

Monday, 12 April 2010

HNT. The sequel

Its nice to have cleared up the HNT thing and am feeling quite chuffed that one of our friends in the States didnt know what it meant either as I'm usually the last person to find out about anything.
To be honest though, half naked Thursday is a bit of a copout.
How about Topless Tuesday? Its more exciting and it comes before Thursday too.

Remember you read it here first. Tits out for the lads(and lasses) every Tuesday.
Weekdays have never been such fun.Come to think of it, why not have fun all week?
Muff Monday
Topless Tuesday
Wankers Wednesday (theres a football fact there as well)
HNT (that sounds quite drab now)
Full frontal Friday.

Thats the weekdays sorted. We can make our own entertainment at the weekend.
Enjoy everyone.

Friday, 9 April 2010

That Friday Feeling

Ok. I admit that I'm a bit of an old duffer compared to some of you out there but I was really confused yesterday having read a couple of blogs with mildly provocative photos accompanied by the letters HNT.

I thought it must be a reference to some kind of hormone therapy but that didnt really seem right and after racking my brains for a whole 45 seconds I mailed Doris to ask her if she knew what it meant. Apparently its some strange phenomenon over in the States called Half Nekked Thursday???? (yeah i know).

I'm sharing this info in case there are any more confused geriatrics like me out there who are wondering if they are missing out on something.

To our friends over the pond I can reveal the closest thing we have to HNT is "Tits out for the lads" which is always a possibility on a Friday night in town. Like a poor mans Mardi Gras I suppose.

I was also looking at all these blogs I follow. Most of them are very well produced with photos and stuff and I got to thinking maybe I should get some professionalism into my rather basic blog.

And then I thought "Bollocks. I cant be arsed" so you'll all just have to put up with it as it is.

I hope you all have a good weekend and if youre out tonight dont forget "Tits out for the lads". After all, you might make an old man happy. Well this old man anyway.
Personally I intend to get totally bladdered.

Have fun everyone.

Monday, 5 April 2010


I now have 10 followers. Double figures!!
Thanks to you all.